Hello everyone, I have just made a delicious snack and I have come here to tell you about it. I was just going to take a photo of it and let you see it, but someone stole my stolen phone so I guess I will have to create it out of images from the Internet.

Ingredients:
Some crackers (not white people)
Chow chow
raw onion (red or white, it doesn’t really matter)
Blue cheese or Brie or Camembert or one of those yummy cheeses.

(Highly Useful and Informative and Necessary) Steps:
1) Take things and put them on the cracker.

This is a stunning artist’s representation of what the snack looks like:

RAGE WHEN I WENT TO GOOGLE THEY HAD PUT MODERATE SAFE-SEARCH ON. I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THEY RESET MY PREFERENCES.

Anyway:

I believe this is an accurate representation of what my snack looked like prior to me inserting it into my bloodstream. Make sure you don’t put too much onion on or your T cells will complain about the taste.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: art, food.