This morning I opened a pack of cornflakes with a serrated knife. It was one of those plastic packs of cornflakes that are pretty cheap to buy that have fairly nice cornflakes in them. I basically destroyed the top of the packet due to how poorly suited to the job the knife was.

As a consequence I was mad and now my cornflakes are going to go stale and shitty because I won’t be able to seal the packet very well due to the stupid rips in the packet. The moral of the story is: Don’t use a knife to do the job of scissors.

I hope you have enjoyed this extended metaphor.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: air new zealand, food, metaphor.