“Fiction, fiction, fiction.” Jenna thought. “What kind of bullshit can I invent about this weekend so Dad doesn’t find out I stayed up all night with Sam watching porn?” He wasn’t really paying attention to her, anyway – he’d probably not even notice if she told him.
“I stayed up all night watching porn with Sam.”
“You HWHAT?” Whoops. Fumbling with his next sentence, livid with all the rage of one million cows who have just figured it out, Malcom (49) whipped around to face his daughter. “WHAT KIND OF SLUT ARE YOU?”
“Dad! I’m not a slut! We didn’t mess around we ju-”
“JUST WATCHED DRUGGED UP JOCKS SQUIRT FLUIDS AT DRUGGED UP CHEERLEADERS UNTIL FOUR A.M.?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, I guess that’s fine. I stayed up until 3 a.m. watching porn as well so I can’t really punish you for that one. It’s up to God, now.”
“Want to make out?”
“Sure.”

To Be Continued…

Written by: Zach.
Tags: waste of time, writing.