Today there are window cleaners at my work, and one of them was wearing Fubu shoes. Normally I hold window cleaners in high regard, as they do a wonderful job of keeping the bird population under control and keeping windows immaculate for my gazing pleasure.
Alas, today I was disappointed.

It wasn’t this pair, but I almost wish it had been, just so I would have known that it was an elaborate joke.

I think it was this pair, but in a kinda khaki colour.

Idk, but I think these suck. A lot. Do you think he went into a store and CHOSE THEM OVER A DIFFERENT BRAND?! I hope not.
Maybe I’m wrong, maybe I should start wearing only Fubu. I want to be as cool as this guy.

Oh, to the Fubu window cleaner: If you want me to take you seriously next time, wear a real mans shoe.

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Written by: Goss.
Tags: fashion, fubu.