CASH MONEY, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE I COME.
Right now I am JobSeeking™ because I am poor and being on the dole is kind of shitty. Anyway, I am trying to find a job that doesn’t suck ass. Today I chanced upon this excellent opportunity.
I have submitted my C.V. and here it is for you all to see. This is my email to Jackie from the shitty webmail client that comes with our server. Ideally I would do this through GMail but I haven’t set that up yet and I don’t really know how.
This is the attached C.V.
Hopefully I get the job. If you have any leads for me, feel free to email me at zachATsleep500DOTcom
Go on, whine about it.