12 REASONS TO MAKE FRIENDS
12 Reasons To Make Friends:
- To always have someone to hang out with; other people experience the world differently and friends will tell you about it; to hate your boyfriend; to hate your girlfriend; pack mentality; to geek out with; as a channel for detailed vicarious experience; so you can select their boy/girlfriends; to share meals with; to live with; you always need to borrow something; if it all goes wrong, you can probably fuck them.

Go on, whine about it.