FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Tonight I am sick, and confined to bed. To ease my pain, I made the mistake of switching on the TV. Normally I stay well away from TV (apart from documentary/discovery/NBA highlights) so tonight I was somewhat unprepared for what I was about to witness.
Target just finished. It was possibly the most retarded thing I have ever seen in my life.

Tonight on target, they tested four mp3 players, an ipod touch, and ipod nano, a sony player and a samsung player. I wouldn’t let elemeno p make me god-damn toast as they could probably find a way to make jam and hot bread SHIT, but the morons at tv3 decided these idiots would be ideal to review mp3 players.

After watching this, I am now officially able to tell you how to:
a) be a stylish band that comes across as knowing lots about technology as well as how to make amazing music
b) be a crafty consumer, buy an IPOD NANO as it is GOOD.

Seriously. This show was packed with lots of comments that you would expect, like “I could just move my fingers across the screen and things would happen”. I’m glad I know this now, I was under the impression that a “touch screen” was something you stood behind at the airport when the nice men thought you were importing things that make your brain funny.

So yeah, even though the Ipod Nano has a shitty battery life, shit headphones, and shit sound quality, you should buy it. BUY IT.
To reiterate:

Written by: Goss.
Tags: ffffuuuu, music, technology.