I have had a revelation, and have found the way to be COOL that is unbeatable, unstoppable and undoubtedly needed in your life.
It is: The Popped Collar.
Here, I have shown for your sake a formula and a diagram that will hopefully help you understand just what this popped collar could do for your life.

Now, there are several important things to remember when consulting the Collar Law.

x+y=coolness rating.
where:
x = shortest distance down collar to shoulder
y = distance from sharp corner of collar to midpoint of chin

HOWEVER there are some conditions that always need to be taken into account when making collar judgments.

Rigidity can be a big factor: you may have the numbers, but bitch if you leaning to one side or gettin yo slope on, then you’re losing points big time.
In the image I have constructed, Subject B is showing immaculate rigidity especially on his left hand side, while subject A ain’t got shit and is probably just a poser in the collar game.

Also, the image may be misleading: Althought hand actions are not always necessary to accompany the popped collar, they can be helpful at times, as shown.

I have also included below an image of how NOT to pop your collar. As you can see, the subject below has made no effort to separate the material of his collar from the material of his shirt near his shoulder.

This brings about possibly the most important rule of collar popping: EVEN THOUGH YOUR X AND Y DISTANCES ARE ALL G, IF YOUR COLLAR IS TOUCHING YOUR SHOULDER THEN THEY DON’T MEAN SHIT.

Written by: Goss.
Tags: fashion, math.