while i was writing this i looked at the time on my mac and it said 4:20, to which i thought “bro, it’s 4:20 all the time for me” and took a hit of my massive dragon bong.
I haven’t blogged on sleep500 lately, mainly because I a) have been busy dealing with the traumatic experience that since December I was not on ‘school holidays’ but actually ‘the rest of my life’ and b) have been posting stuff on my Tumblr blog, which is less cool shit about blow jobs and more complaining and pictures of the universe that really ‘get me’/kittens/Lady Gaga.
In addition to Tumblr I have this thing that kind of goes hand in hand with it, called FormSpring, which is a forum for people to leave you anonymous messages re: you, them and “how many drugs have you taken lol”. But sometimes you get questions asked that make it kind of worthwhile, like stuff about porn stars! I thought this would be relevant to sleep500′s interests, since you all love a good tag team fucking.
Dear Katie, As a hip young thing and, more importantly, an intelligent young woman, what are your thoughts on Sasha Gray (the ‘new breed’ of pornstar)?
I actually watched a video of Sasha Gray so I could try answer this well (not that I have answered it well at all). I don’t have a PROBLEM with porn, I just don’t watch it, because I don’t have the urge to and because every time I’ve watched it I can’t get past how overwhelmingly fake it is. I guess guys are too busy focusing on their dicks to bother with the “OH. OH. OHHHH. FUCK. Oh.” apathetic ~outside voices~ the girls use.
Sasha Gray freaked me out a bit, I watched some video where two guys fucked her at once. When they both had their dicks in her vag (they started off one in each hole but I guess that wasn’t extreme enough) she looked directly into the camera saying things like “Oh. Baby. I am dirty.” completely monotone. It mainly just left me worried for her mental well being. In her mind she probably sees it as some kind of weird feminism – she’s being fucked and dominated by creepy guys in a pretty demeaning way, but she’s still in control of the camera and it’s hard to stop looking at her intense dead sex eyes. She’s a fierce independent woman with cum in her eye. I think that’s what she’s going for.
I’m not really sure where this is going. Porn is fucking weird. I think meeting Sasha Gray would be pretty interesting though, and seeing how she acts with a cup of tea in her mouth instead of a dick.
PS. Does it make me a real journalist because I did research? After the Sasha Grey video I watched a huge bald guy get his WHOLE HEAD in some chick’s vag. I didn’t really have any journalistic intentions while watching it, but that shit is messed up. If you want to watch it, I think it was called something like ‘man attempts to re-enter womb’.
Go on, whine about it.