AND TO GET AN ALWAYS ON TOP FEATURE I HAD TO INSTALL SOME FUCKING PROGRAMME FROM THE INTERNET. GNOME HANDLES THAT SHIT BY DEFAULT? WHAT THE FUCK?
So two or three days ago I bought a new computer.
Things My New Computer Can Do That My Old One Can’t
- Stay on when unplugged for more than twenty minutes
Things My New Computer Can’t Do That My Old One Can
- Run NetHack in the shell. Seriously – I can’t “install Rosetta” because I thought the whole deal with fucking Apple computers is they are good to go out of the box and you don’t need to do a big install disk thing to get the software you want. Even the Dell desktop my Dad bought ran everything out of the box. And seriously, NetHack? We’re not talking crazy complicated shit here.
- Record from the soundcard. It doesn’t have a mic input. So much for my credible music career. I thought buying a mac would confirm me as an artist? This sucks.
- Score me mad babes. Man, when I had my Linux laptop babes would fucking die to listen to me tell them about my operating system and watch me run ‘ls’ on a directory or two. Now they don’t even come near me even though my computer is a million times shinier.
Fuck this, I should probably take this piece of shit back to the shop.
The audio port is a digital in/out
THANK FUCKING GOD
yeah what hame dmc said, which you obviously know because he already said it
and re points 1 and 3
- the less net hack the better. especially for you
- i think babes dont come near you now because they had to listen to you go on about linux
NetHack > Fifa