Today I invented something that I believe could do the world a great deal of good. It’s called “Bitch” and it’s a USB dongle thing that reminds your computer that you own every fucking atom of which it is composed.

Now – on UNIX based systems you can just sudo or su in the shell and get root account clout but on other systems you can’t. This is where Bitch comes in. Fucking Windows keeps reverting to ‘Read-Only’ on a directory despite your continuing attempts to remind it that it’s your folder and you will do what you like with it?

Plug in Bitch and watch that fucker obey.

But this isn’t just for Windows. Last night OS X had a fucking cry at me because I was trying to use it like it was an operating system and pulled this shit on me before playing the “No, I won’t turn off. I’m going to beachball until you kill the hardware.”

If I had invented Bitch last night I wouldn’t have had to deal with this:

(But I still would’ve googled how to screenshot)

Written by: Zach.
Tags: bitch, nerd@nerd.com.