SLEEP500 » SORRY I HAVEN’T BLOGGED IN, LIKE, FOREVER. I AM IN AMERICA AND SHITTY HOTELS HAVE SHITTY INTERNET AND I’M STILL JET LAGGED.

SORRY I HAVEN’T BLOGGED IN, LIKE, FOREVER. I AM IN AMERICA AND SHITTY HOTELS HAVE SHITTY INTERNET AND I’M STILL JET LAGGED.

Yo!

Hopefully we still have readers.

When I get back to NZ the blogging will continue in earnest but for now I am just going to say a few things. I’m not going to write anything about Screens except that the boner that I have for the mint chicks is so much larger than my actual dick that whenever I think about it I feel sorry for my girlfriend.

More boners:

These Are Powers
Whataburger
Dudes

Written by: Zach.
Tags: save my blog.

Complaints about “SORRY I HAVEN’T BLOGGED IN, LIKE, FOREVER. I AM IN AMERICA AND SHITTY HOTELS HAVE SHITTY INTERNET AND I’M STILL JET LAGGED.”

girlfriend, on 22nd March, 2009 at 12:10 am Blurted:

Girlfriend thinks your dick is very sizeable anyway.. Plz don’t think about the mint chicks when you get back and see me – my throat is only so big.
jamesss, on 26th March, 2009 at 2:13 pm Blurted:

QUOTING SLEEP500 IN SALIENT

Go on, whine about it.