Banks suck because they are all basically the same and I can never manage to organise my way to them without debilitating anxiety and stress. The Internet is much better because it means I don’t have to leave my room so I stay pretty happy.

Internet banking is something my Dad is kind of scared of and I understand his concern to some extent because I logged on to my bank account today and I saw THIS:!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I just rang the bank. The $0.00 CR thing is a glitch in Westpac’s system that happens when you have more than six figures of credit available in a recession and the bank don’t want just any motherfucker to know about it.

Rad.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: internet, money, stealing money from underage children who assume that they actually got luda and bought some hardcore drinks.