THIS IS BUCK’S ENTRY FOR THE SLEEP500 87-WORD SHORT STORY COMPETITION. IT’S NOT REALLY 87 WORDS BUT I’M CHILL ABOUT IT.

Our compilation is limited primarily;
to the collection and classification of financial,
information supplied.
By the client

Our compilation
does not involve the verification
of that information

We have not audited the financial statements.
Further, the financial statements have been
prepared at the request of,
and for the purposes of,
our clients only and neither we nor any of;
our employees accept responsibility on any ground whatsoever,
including liability in negligence to any other person.

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By BB and the IRD

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