STEP BACK. NAH, STEP BACK. MORE! STEP BACK MORE. YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO. STEP BACK FURTHER. (YEAH BRO, I’D STEP BACK IF I WERE YOU) DON’T TOUCH ME.
Today I felt tired from partying, but a lot cleaner in terms of spirit, or whatever. I realised that I hadn’t updated my fake twitter all day which led me to understand that twitter makes a person feel like the shittest part of a homeless person’s shit on the bottom of a racist’s shoe on a really hot day when you see the racist and you’re in your car without A/C and you can’t wind down the window because it’s broken in the door and the car is neither warranted nor registered.
Last night I went to a “party” where some fucking lame bogan/jock crossover types were trying to fight Goss and me because I told some guy that his accent wasn’t real and the reason he said he was from Dublin was because that is the only Irish city he knows and that he doesn’t have a clue what the IRA and Ulster are about.
Later on in the night I had an argument with some guy about Tui pies and some kind of sauce and the previously Irish guy yelled at me for not doing what he said (I know, doesn’t make much sense but that guy was a douche).
That party was so lame people there were waving around glowsticks like it was form 1 and your primary school was having a “disco”
I SAY, YOU DO!
* Outdoor Therapeutic Program: see articles on wilderness therapy and adventure therapy
* One-time programmable, a type of programmable read-only memory (PROM) in electronics
* One-time pad in cryptography
* One-time password
* One True Pairing — usually used to denote a fanatical devotion to one pairing in a fandom, excluding all others; a fandom abbreviation referring to one’s favorite fictional couple ("ship")
* On the phone, Internet slang
* OTP, the IATA airport code for Henri Coandă International Airport in Bucharest
* On-time performance, a transportation industry term
* Open Telecom Platform, standard open-source telecom libraries and tools for Erlang
* Optical Transport Platform – a platform that typically delivers aggregated packet communication services
* Opposite Track Path – Term used in optical DVD technology, allowing fast switching from layer 0 to layer 1
* OTP Bank, Országos Takarékpénztár és Kereskedelmi Bank Nyrt. (National Savings Bank), the biggest commercial bank in Hungary
* Outside the Perimeter, an abbreviation sometimes used by Atlantans referring to the suburbs of metro Atlanta
* Off the page
* Otterburn Park, Quebec
* On Target Paintball
* Ortho-terphenyl
* Of this Parish in Parish records, for example marriage registers
* On The Piss, In reference to a night of consuming alcoholic beverages
* Oulun Työväen Palloilijat (OTP), former Finnish Premiership football team formed in 1946.
* Office of the Prosecutor
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
On The Piss
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You win Zach.