I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW BETTER THAN TO DRESS YOURSELF LIKE THE WINDOWS AT GLASSONS?
DEAR IDIOT-FUCKING GIRLS IN NEW ZEALAND,
Knee-high socks are not to be worn with stockings underneath.
I know fashionising.com think it’s ok to wear stockings underneath as layering to add “a whole new dimension to an outfit.” A whole new dimension of stupid, perhaps, but not a whole new dimension of good. I know that it’s “practical” because it’s winter and the other morning it was -5ºC. You want to wear knee-highs with your boots because they look good but you feel like you need something warmer than just knee-highs. Seriously? Practical ≠ fashionable. Otherwise you’d be walking around in oilskins, gumboots and wool everything else with one of those waterproof cellphones and a Panasonic Toughbook.
My stylist told me that this is kind of the poor-man’s version of wearing thigh-high boots with stockings. YOU GUYS WANNA LOOK LIKE POOR PEOPLE?
The one thing I’ve learned since living in Melbourne, and from travelling overseas, is that NEW ZEALAND GIRLS DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DRESS THEMSELVES.
Plus, they all thing they are shit-hot. NEWSFLASH, even the ugly chicks here are better looking than you.
you have a stylist?
Yeah,
but it's chill.