So in between mad nethacking today I walked the dog. After our walk I kicked the tennis ball around the back yard because Ms. Dog was still all excited about walking or something. After doing that for a bit I just patted the hell out of my dog because I’m a nice guy, you know?

Yeah, and then I went inside to wash my hands (because dogs that have just been swimming in the Avon river aren’t really that clean) and I realised that I’d just basically rubbed my right hand in a big pile of goose shit. So I got to the bathroom and got some soap and started to clean the fuck out of that hand BUT THE SMELL WOULDN’T GO AWAY!

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I spent about ten minutes washing the fuck out of my hand before I gave up and went back to nethack.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: ffffuuuu.