NOW I CAN’T STOP SEEING IT AND I AM REALLY, REALLY ANGRY ABOUT IT!!!!!!
Yo so I haven’t used gmail for a bit because I’ve been keeping things legit on the command line (one of the reasons I started playing nethack) but I logged in yesterday to find this:

I searched around my settings for a bit but I didn’t find shit! I am pretty annoyed about this and can’t help but think it may have something to do with my IMAP configurations in Alpine, but I don’t see how the capitalisation on Alpine can affect Google’s webmail interface.
Long story short: mad, so here is a little daemon.

Mine is in lower case too.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Apparently you can fix it by changing you language settings to "US English" but I don’t like US English the same way I don’t like sexism or traffic.