THEN DON’T TAKE A FREAKIN’ SKATEBOARD TO UNIVERSITY, OR ANY PLACE IN PUBLIC FOR THAT MATTER.
You just make yourself look dumb, no matter how “cool”, “hip”, “rad” or “juicy” you think you are.

Seriously, what are you trying to achieve?
If “awwwww but but but but it means I can get to my lectures MUCH FAAAASTER so I have way more time for half vanilla half spice chai lattes with my friends at cafe 360″
sounds familiar (eg, you hear it coming out of your own mouth most days) then no, you are wrong, your level of co-ordination on a skateboard is so bad that it would be quicker for you to walk to your lectures backwards, untie your new Onitsuka Tiger shoes, tie them around your neck and run around screaming “I ONLY HAVE MARKS ON MY NEW WORLD INDUSTRIES DECK WHERE I MADE MARKS SO IT WOULD LOOK LIKE I USED IT”

Also: longboards are for losers, unless you are bombing hills on them and going reaaaallly fast, ie what they are MEANT FOR.

If the person mentioned in this article is you, how does it feel when you take your skateboard out into a public place (especially Uni) and realise that at least one person every 2 minutes thinks to themselves what a dick you are? Oh, you didn’t know they did that? They do. If there are any blatant grammatical errors in what I have written, it is because all of this makes me so, so angry.

I could go on and on about this, but I am going to go to bed now so that tomorrow I can wake up, go to university, and hopefully throw sticks under the wheels of these people so they break their ipod touches.

If you actually learn to skate, you may get on the Zenetti Chrome Rims Skate Team like Zach and myself.
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Written by: Goss.
Tags: life lessons, skating.