ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FUCKERS TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK ALL ARTY – STOP WASTING MY TIME AND BANDWIDTH.
A SHORT NOTE TO ALL PORN-SITE OPERATORS:
NAKED GIRLS WITH GUNS ARE NOT SEXY. I PREFER MY NAKED GIRLS TO BE COVERED IN PLAY-DOH AND ASKING ME TO SIGN OFF ON THEIR PAYSLIPS.

I SENSE A NICHE MARKET