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Hey kids, you guys like it when the news lies to you?

So I stumbled upon this news article about the impending doom (FLU OF THE SWINE) and have highlighted the only important pieces of information in it.
28 DAYS LATER WAS A DOCO

OK SO YEAH, IT’S NOT LIKE 28 DAYS LATER?? EXPLAIN THIS THEN.

Fucking dominoes are always late

Yes, I have a porthole.

Written by: Goss.
Tags: pandemic, zombie flu, zombies.

Complaints about “Hey kids, you guys like it when the news lies to you?”

Ridicule you say?, on 27th April, 2009 at 10:56 pm Blurted:

ANSWER THE DOOR SIMON, IMAGINE HOW MUCH PIZZA ALL THOSE ZOMBIES MUST BE BRINGING!

Go on, whine about it.