I don’t care what you say, but Cathay Pacific is the best airline to travel ANYWHERE on. They use Red Hat Linux for their in-flight entertainment and have nice, 16:9 screens with really good dpi settings and really nice colour that have a brightness setting that actually decreases the brightness (rather than just making the black bits blacker – fuck you, Air New Zealand).

Apart from Frosty the Snowman, all of the flight attendants were super-cute and pretty helpful and even joked to us when we took thirty minutes to get off the plane.

When we were in Australia I saw a flight attendant say to his colleagues, “Don’t worry – I’ll translate.” as he walked over to a Chinese man wearing all-white Air Maxes who was having problems with his baggage. He then put on his version of a Chinese accent and spat broken English at the Chinese guy.

Nothing else interesting has happened – Google haven’t indexed any sweeter images so I don’t have anything to post ):

Written by: Zach.
Tags: language, racist.