WE ARE NO LONGER SAFE ANYWHERE. NOT IN OUR CARS, NOT IN OUR HOMES AND NOW, NOT EVEN IN OUR INBOXES.

If you do anything on the Internet you will probably have heard about `hackers’ `infiltrating’ Sarah Palin’s yahoo.com email account and distribution information on the internet about her. Oh, yeah and apparently the account was hacked by a leftist group calling themselves `Anonymous’.

Let’s make some things clear:
a) Cracking a password does not make you a `hacker’.
b) See above.
c) `Anonymous’ is not a group.
d) Anonymous is an adjective. On certain Internet forums posters are anonymous. I am anonymous (well, I would be if I wasn’t so fucking famous thanks to this website), you are anonymous. We are anonymous but we are not `Anonymous,’ the infamous Internet hacking group – FBI targets and menaces to society.
e) Sarah Palin should probably not use Yahoo.com for her personal emails. Yahoo is shit.
f) Sarah Palin should not have discussed political issues in her yahoo.com email inbox.
g) Sarah Palin should have probably tried a bit harder to choose a less obvious email identity, seeing she is a Senator and is McCain’s running mate. gov.palin@yahoo.com and gov.sarah@yahoo.com were probably not the best choices.
h) Mrs. Palin already knew her accounts were crackable, as the FBI or someone already cracked one of her accounts in the Troopergate `scandal.’
i) `Anonymous’ is not the pseudo-militant Internet attack wing of Barack Obama’s political campaign. That is fucking hilarious.

There is not much point in me posting all of the images and stuff I can find on this subject, since it is basically topic #1 on the internet right now. These links might be helpful:

An overview.
The contents of the account.

As I have indicated before, the Internet is a pretty funny place that companies like Telecom and Yahoo scare `ordinary people’ (people who don’t know about things like torrenting/proxies/effective use of the blogosphere) with in an attempt to get them to buy their sponsor’s virus protection software. Here is an hilarious example of this:

threat level

OMG DO U THINK IT TRAX THE THRET LEVEL IN REAL TIME? BETTR BY SOME NORTON SYMNATEC ANTI-VIRUS B/C THE INTERNET IS NEERLY IN THE RED ZONE.
OH LORD IN HEAVEN, MY CHILDREN USE THE INTERNET!

Complaints about “WE ARE NO LONGER SAFE ANYWHERE. NOT IN OUR CARS, NOT IN OUR HOMES AND NOW, NOT EVEN IN OUR INBOXES.”

  1. aughhh i hate the /b/tards that think that what they do because they’re bored is some kind of way to ~fight the system~. JUST GO BACK TO WHAT YOU DO BEST, /B/, POSTING PORN AND MUTILATED CORPSES.

  2. Yeah, most of /b/ nowdays is just old /b/tards raging at new /b/tards about that kind of thing.

    The funniest thing about this whole saga is the people that believe that it was some kind of political ploy from Obama’s camp.

    LOL POLITIX

  3. and that is why i stay on /fa/. because there is less drama and more pretty people.

    i can’t believe people would think it’s obama-related since all of /b/’s attacks on scientology have been under ‘anonymous’… plus the fact that everyone on the internet knows it’s 4chan. sigh. america just wants more dramz.

Go on, whine about it.