Because Zach is off being a ~MUSICAL GENIUS~ and buying clothes that fit into whatever style replaced nu rave, he is incapable of blogging and asked me to do it for a bit. For God knows what reason. Probably because I understand that KEFFIYEHS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH HOLY SHIT STOP FUCKING WEARING THEM PRETEENS/TEENS/PEOPLE PAST THEIR TEENS TRYING TO CLING TO THEIR PAST LIFE AS A TEENAGE HIPSTER/MIDDLEAGED PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY’RE HIP/MAYBE EVEN ACTUAL ARABIC PEOPLE AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I SO STRONGLY ASSOCIATE KEFFIYEHS WITH HATE.

I don’t know about you but all of these people look like huge douchebags. They’d probably look like douchebags without keffiyehs, but THEY JUST HAD TO KEEP GOING. I don’t think I could hate them any more unless maybe they were also wearing harem pants. Which for all we know they are.

This has been my first post at sleep500 and post #1 in the FUCK KEFFIYEHS series. Please accept me into your blogging fold so Zach still pats me on the head and gives me treats.

Written by: Katie.
Tags: fashion.