DON’T THINK IT’S A GANG? THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY DRIVES A NEW MERCEDES. TONIGHT THE COPS SHOWED UP AND EVERYONE WAS REALLY QUIET.
Alright – so tonight is our last night in Brighton. If you’ve never been there before, the UK is a very expensive place that seems to be full of girls with big, floppy tits. Eating here is pretty expensive but we found this one place on Preston St that is run by a gang or some shit that is pretty great. I don’t know if it makes me complicit in gang activity or not but I’ve been eating a 1/4 lb beef burger with cheese and chips and a coke for four nights in a row and I think I went there twice one day.
According to some extensive research I just conducted using Google on the hostel internet here I’ve figured that from the custom we’ve supplied this store they’d probably be able to buy one AK-47 for use in bank robberies and drive-bys forever. The cost of me not being hungry for three days could be an infinite number of lives, assuming the AK keeps working (and they’re considered to be one of the most reliable weapons ever constructed) and ammunition continues to be produced (basically guaranteed as nearly every group of militia worldwide uses the AK to shoot motherfuckers).
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"I’ve been eating a 1/4 lb beef burger with cheese and chips and a coke"…pix plz