LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS REVEALED TO ME THAT ALL HE CARED ABOUT WAS BEING THE BOTTOM IN MALE-MALE BDSM RELATIONSHIPS.
I want to start a band where everything is really noisy and everyone just makes out with each other onstage so when DJs ask, “Why did you start the band?” I can say: “I wanted to make out with more girls and now I’m in a band with three of them.”
Go on, whine about it.