ENSHROUDED IN A VEIL OF PURE, WHITE CLOUD THE LAND OF SCIENTOLOGY BECKONED. THE CALL OF THE SIREN, THE WARMTH OF A WOMAN.

I love “freedom of speech.” This is why I give you guys ways to flame me anonymously in the sidebar and the comment feature on each article. I love 4chan – although I accept it as the worst place on the internet, I believe it is a great forum for discussion of esoteric topics in an esoteric environment. I hate Scientology because they are a force of evil in this world.

So what do I think about this? Wikipedia have blocked any IP address that comes from a known Scientologist computer (even the computers at the Scientology centres have bias) in order to present a neutral stance on Scientology. Now that Scientologists “can’t” edit Wikipedia will we get a more neutral view of Scientology? No: Scientologists haven’t been banned from the Internet.

What Is Scientology?

As much as I don’t want to hate on an organisation that produces as high a calibre of art as this, I don’t want to be on the wrong side of the canyon when they start charging a toll on that bridge and all I can see are those rocky outcrop things that look like they came straight out of Road Runner Oregon Trail slash fiction all shined up like the Holy Grail. Pretty soon I’d be sucking dick and proffering my ass for double-insertion just so I can get it up on tube8.com because being one step closer to fame might just mean a free ticket to those green pastures and the diminishing perspective.

Oh, land of the free!
Oh, green, green grass!
Oh, unscalable cliffs of impenetrable might!
Oh, mountainous knowledge!
Oh, azure wash of purified sky!

Complaints about “ENSHROUDED IN A VEIL OF PURE, WHITE CLOUD THE LAND OF SCIENTOLOGY BECKONED. THE CALL OF THE SIREN, THE WARMTH OF A WOMAN.”

  1. zach, don’t encourage 4chan. they’ll find you. and they’ll kill you.

  2. BY 4CHAN I HOPE YOU MEAN TWILIGHTCHAN

Go on, whine about it.

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