WATCH OUT, GIRLS – ONE SIMPLE WARDROBE RELATED MISTAKE AND YOU COULD BASICALLY BE IN ANYONE’S LEAGUE. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.
So I’ve been seeing a heap of girls wearing leggings for pants which I don’t like that much because it looks kind of retarded but I also do kind of like because they seem to be that much closer to being naked and after a couple of weeks of touring you get this big hormone wash in your brain that obscures anything that a girl (or boy depending on how you roll) says in favour of just imagining what their neck would feel like if you rubbed your tongue on it for a bit.
Alright. It is ok to wear leggings as pants AS LONG AS you aren’t wearing Ugg boots. As soon as you wear ugg boots you are a 0/10 and I hope you die.
Wear leggings with really big high heels:
Exceptions (there are no exceptions to the Ugg boot rule): Jeggings.
Jeggings are fucking lamer. If you want to wear tight jeans just wear tight jeans.
Man, this is the hottest chick I’ve seen in a while. She’s doing a bunch of things right: Looks cute, has red hair, is on a farm somewhere getting in touch with nature (she is probably a modernist) and she is wearing something that doesn’t say, “LOOK AT MY FUCKING TITS!!!” She is also wearing cute high heels just like I always say and she almost, but not quite, has camel toe which is good because it reminds us that with great power comes great responsibility.
Unfortunately she is wearing some stupid belt and jeggings. While her jeggings are looking pretty sexy from here, when you get a bit closer you realise those seams are just a lie. Fuck that shit. Everyone knows chicks only wear pants because pants have seams and you can ride a seam to happiness in a room full of people. Wearing pants that are pretending to have a seam is like carrying around an mp3 player with no songs loaded on it.
What the fuck?
i can tell you’re in australia. not because i saw it on your myspace, but because when i was there, like, two weeks ago i couldn’t help but notice all middle class girls with not lots of style and work at supre were wearing leggings as pants. i didn’t hate it though. just saying.
i wish i could edit my comments so i could change all the spelling and grammar errors.
thanks for saying what was in my head zach
All done, Shorty K (I kept your capitalisation).
GROSS. ALL OF THEM. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND. IF YOUR SHIRT DOES NOT COVER YOUR ASS, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CUNT. AND EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR GIANT VULVA.
hate melbourne.
THANX, ZACH, FOR EDITING MY COMMUNT
much appreciated
*heart*