Dear Kanye West…

Seriously man, why are you such a loser? I mean, cmon, even though you are sooooooooo kewwwwwwwl what makes you think that you’re so much cooler than everyone else??
Sure, you can record music. Obviously you have some talent in that field, and you seem to have done well out of it. You were even crowned “Hottest MC IN THE GAME” by MTV (idk what game you guys play but I bet its good, better than that faggy morrowind shit).
I just want to know WHY you are such a douche.

Is it because you have to get somebody else to write your lyrics? This has been my theory for a while; that someone with much more of a grasp on the english language than yourself gets paid exuberant amounts of money to write pimpin’ songs. And dude, when this writer guy is sick or on holiday or whatever you should at least wait until he gets back before you attempt to write anything yourself!!! Otherwise it may come out like this:

“They say I talk with so much emphasis…
…… Oooooo, they’re so sensitive”

OH WAAAAAIT THOSE ARE ACTUALLY YOUR LYRICS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOUR WRITER COMES BACK FROM HOLIDAY BEFORE YOU COME OUT WITH ANY MORE OF THIS SHIT, THIS DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

Also, I hardly need to say anything about the fucking ridiculous glasses you endorse. Note: If I ever see you, YES READER THAT MEANS YOU, wearing a pair of these glasses in a public place, I will…. I don’t even know what I will do. I think I’ll just have to hope that it never happens.
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Idk if you really have much to be proud of, man. You clearly can’t speak english, and you endorse items of clothing that deem useless the human bodypart they were made for. The worst thing is, people tell me you are actually arrogant!!? I don’t know if I believe them.

“I don’t know whats better gettin laid or gettin paid.” – Kanye West

“I know I got angels watchin me from the other side.” – Kanye West

“LOOL IMA DIIIIIIICK” – Kanye West

See? I mean sure, you think you have your own angels? k man.

Oh, and I hear that your record label is called GOOD music. Dude, seriously.

I hope I never, ever meet you.

Love, Goss

Complaints about “Dear Kanye West…”

  1. i don’t really believe that people wear shutter shades seriously. whenever i’m in a store that has them i just see people trying them on, looking in the mirror, laughing and saying, "haha, these are so stupid."

    even though i love jeremy scott as a designer WHY DID HE HAVE TO MAKE SHUTTER SHADES??

  2. IDK because thy r cutting edge and fashionable and nu-rave and practical. i KNOW there are ppl who wear these for srs, I don’t want to knw whr they hang out tho, 4 risk of severe shutter shade overload.

  3. YAY FOR GOSS!!
    I BELIEVE IN YOU!
    DOWN WITH KANYE!
    ZACH IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!
    HES A FOOL!

  4. For the last time, Charlie. I only like two of Kanye’s songs. This does not mean I idolize him.

    I have both of the albums because I have a problem with downloading things.

  5. Hey FUCK YOU haters.Ksnye West is the man.wat the fuck do you mean he has some talent in music..GET A JOB ASSHOLE..write to me when you are at the same level at him..you’re probably white you little bitch..fuckin punk..

  6. Fucking White people go listen to your bullshit music then..nobody asked to listen to Kanye mothafucka..SO FUCK YOu GOSS

Go on, whine about it.