(Part 2)

Zach promised I would provide humour, instead I will enlighten you with the wisdom I have acquired over the last few days.

- I could never be as cool as my neighbours, who listen to disturbed and radio Hauraki super loud (so super cool) right outside my window for hours at a time. At least radio Hauraki isn’t shit, and doesn’t have an insanely stupid slogan…

- Any Vin Diesel film is sure to go down as a classic, as one of those films that you learn valuable life lessons from. (eg THE MATRIX LOVE ACTUALLY ARMAGEDDON AND IAMLEGEND)
“It’s not how you stand by your car, it’s how you race your car”

- If you have things you should be doing (ie are at work) do not acknowledge that ANYTHING has happened when a white-tailed spider falls out of your hair. Otherwise you will spend way too much time looking up the habitat and behaviour of this spider just incase the one you found was merely a scout, scoping out the enemy to inform his buddies back at my flat that yes, this human might taste yummy. Then you will start making up things such as “double post Tuesday” to avoid having to think about the army of angry spiders waiting at your flat.

- The other day Charlie said to me
“Hey bro! I think I might buy a microKorg, I’ve heard that on this TV show called The Mighty Boosh they have a sweet nu-rave band, and I want to start one so I can be rad like them!!!!! You have to have a microKorg to be a good band!”
To which I replied
“omgzzzzzz Charlie I’ve heard about that show too apparently its pretty fashionable so yeaaah you should do it! YOU WILL BE SO COOL NOBODY ELSE WOULD EVER THINK OF DOING THAT!!!!”
I was wrong. Charlie, you should stick to Jazz.

(sorry charlie, I may have lied in this post.)

Written by: Goss.
Tags: life lessons, vin diesel.