Hello kiddies. Being in New Zealand is pretty cool because when you go overseas you are the most “quirky” accent amongst a group of accents especially when you are in the United States because they don’t feel any guilt associated with your country.

Today this employee at a store called “Guitar Center (sic)” said this when we asked for a discount: “Well, the tax rate isn’t that high here. Well, not yet. We don’t get taxed like you Europeans but if Obama gets in, we will. You Europeans think Obama is so great but he actually isn’t.” Then Josh said: “Yeah, but we have thing called health care.” That basically kicked his ass until he said that his job (getting paid shitty commission working shitty retail around people who are all about Steve Vai because they get hell of sucked in by really shitty gimmicks like having a handle in your guitar and having wind machines as part of your guitar rig to blow your poorly conditioned hair around. After a while of this kind of scalp irritation you develop dementia which makes you think that it is alright to wear see-through t-shirts so the public no longer need to guess what your nipples look like.

) so that was the end of the bracket loz oh yeah then we were talking to this other dude that worked there and mentioned health care and he goes “Oh yeah, that’s true. It just comes out our wages.” Nice work, you fucking loser – it costs $2000 just to get an ex-ray. This means you would have to sell two BC-Riches a day for two 6-day weeks straight AND you would probably have to give your boss a blow-job and let him film it.

Laugh it up New Zealanders:

Written by: Zach.
Tags: internet, politics.