You have more to fear at Kmart than just the low, low prices. No but seriously, and these prices are low. $7 for white bowling shoes, how can that be beaten?

Is it normal that I go to Kmart and hide Velociraptors in the novelty Disney items in the hopes that they will come to life and eat the excited little children who are happy they have found one toy in which the batteries havn’t been drained already? Society did this to me.

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Complaints about “You have more to fear at Kmart than just the low, low prices. No but seriously, and these prices are low. $7 for white bowling shoes, how can that be beaten?”

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Go on, whine about it.