SLEEP500: FIXING THE WORLD, ONE EMAIL AT A TIME.


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  1. One day I was rollerblading in Mission Bay. It was pretty sunny and there were heaps of babes on the boardwalk, so I was working hard to strut my stuff, but I couldn’t rollerblade very well, so I climbed down the rocks onto the beach – it’s very hard to walk on sand in rollerblades, you have to take giant loping strides to get anywhere, but I had a great view of the windsurfers so it was O.K. anyway when I tried to climb back up the rocks my wheels locked up on some pebbles and I fell back down and grazed my knee and then while I was bent over this guy ate me out. It was Michael Cullen.

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