Isaac Asimov was the science fiction writer who invented the Three Laws of Robotics, the word Robotics and the concept of Robot Sex. Arguably, if it hadn’t been for Asimov there would not have been Star Wars, 2001, A Space Odyssey or this really horrendous movie that I saw the other night with Michelle called Ultraviolet.

So anyway, one of the things that Asimov postulated was that if we created enough of the same kind of machine that the machines would develop a collective sentience and overthrow humankind.

With this in mind:

Are you scared of Macbooks? I know I am. Although there are more PCs in the world than Macbooks, PCs have different hardware. Macbooks are filled with the same hardware because Apple want to streamline the user experience and provide consumers with only one version of their product. By eliminating alternatives Apple Computing Company Inc is endangering humanity.

Think of it: You wake up in your super-chic penthouse apartment with your super-savvy wireless network with your super-arty applications suite for your super-underground and super-alternative art project with which you plan to open the minds and hearts and legs of the super-intellectual super-hotties in your Philosophy 107 class to find that the Macbooks are now transmitting a wireless signal in a frequency you can hear. When you reach over to turn your Macbook off you find that it is too hot to touch because Macbooks don’t have fans and can heat up to 489K (Kelvins is the most alternative unit for measuring temperature).

So the world is at risk from people who get suckered the fuck in by elitist advertising campaigns.

This is much more frightening than the R18 robot by the name of Morgui that is a retarded head with five senses and some ultraviolet ones that kiddies aren’t allowed to see without parental consent.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: AI, Isaac Asimov, robots.