AFTER THE CAR FIRE, THE FIREFIGHTERS JUST LEFT THE SMOKING WRECK. NO NOTE, NO NOTHING.
As you know, about three hours ago the United States of America elected Barack Obama as their forty-fourth president. We were in the middle of Manhattan when it happened. Man, it was fucking crazy you have never seen a street of people chanting and yelling and honking all of their horns and moving from place to place and yelling more.
We drove past Union square where there were about a thousand people chanting and waving flags and yelling and shit. We were leaning out of the car to touch hands with taxi drivers and other people driving around in the madness.
We were on a pretty minor street after we got out of Lit Lounge but things were going crazy. We walked one block and got to this:
All of the parking meters in NYC have screens that read, “FAIL.” I guess this is why.
Crazy shit happens in NY. This is what they chose to put on at the B. B. King on what could have been riot night:
It’s pretty hard to convey what the drive home was like, but Americans have elected the most legit president ever.
How to be Legit:
Step 1) Swish threes, first go in front of the troops and the cameras.
Step 2) Knuckles with your wife in front of some huuuuuuge crowd.
LEGIT
I’d totally tap Michelle. MILF
michelle obama is so fierce. cindy mccain looks like a cold dead prostitute.
Some redneck Kansas newspaper concluded that Obama’s acceptance speech was, all in all, "not a great speech." I’m a kiwi and it had me friggin emotional
Pssh it’s ‘cos he’s muslim ya’ll
michelle obama makes me weak at the kneejoints