So I’ve been doing a bit of research using the Internet, my eyes and ears and one of my interns and it seems that geek chic is just some bullshit that the fashion industry has concocted.

This is what my intern said:

“The thing about geek chic is that the people who do it are hardly ever geeks. I don’t know. Real geeks wear shirts with dragons on them. Geek chic is just a label made up by the fashion industry that has nothing to do with reality. Plus geek chic now is kind of hipster fashion.”

She said that this was a pretty good example of a “geek.”

She said that although this is what this dude wears in Doctor Who this is a pretty good example because this is basically what he wears in real life. All I know is that I would never give this guy a blow-job. Not even if he did that thing that you see in gay porn all of the time where they lie back and grab their dick really close to their balls and kind of point it to you. Not even if he played my favourite song. Not even if he paid me $20USD (that is like $400NZD!!!!). Not even if he spat on me. Not even if he got me drunk and bought me BK. Not even if he just accepted my friend request on fckbk without fucking emailing me to ask who I am. Not even if he lifted my ban from requesting friends:

sleep500: Would you fuck a guy just for nailing geek chic? Personally, I wouldn’t fuck a poser. I’d need to know that they knew what AoE spells were.
intern: Nah, I’m not forward enough to run up and fuck some ‘geek chic’ guy. I would just make real life :3 faces at him and then cry about it later while listening to twee music. You wish you were this cool.
sleep500: Whatever, bitch you just love hipsters too much.
intern: Fuck you, cunt you are a fucking hipster – you love v-necks and drop crotch pants. I’ll draw a picture of the day I saw you at [insert hipster cafe].
sleep500: You can’t draw.
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intern: Despite having a laptop with a touch pad I still can’t draw for shit in MS Paint.

sleep500: Far outies.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: fashion, fckbk, hot geeks, porn.