WELL, I’M MINTY FRESH AND MY RHYMES IMPRESS AND / WHEN I TOUCH YOUR CHEST – CARDIAC ARREST. I’M A WHOLE LOT OF LADY / COME CLOSE TO MY ASS AND I’M A TASE YOU.


Red Country Grammar – The Crackhouse 5

This track is so fucking banging. I have listened to it like five times today and have sung it all the rest. The Crackhouse 5 are the best fucking band ever. I was kind of sad when Conor Oberst was shit, but now I don’t care because all I ever want to do now is listen to The Crackhouse 5, read their blog which they update ALL THE TIME, MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY (they are my blogging idols), and look at photos of Sam Hoare on fckbk (daayyyum).

Obviously they are influenced by the best bits of the Beastie Boys and every single day they each record one verse each. At the end of the week they choose the best two verses and put it together for a song. They put out their rubbish in aluminium garbage cans like the one that Oscar the Grouch lives in and Shorty K once said to me that he would never give a homeless man money.

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Complaints about “WELL, I’M MINTY FRESH AND MY RHYMES IMPRESS AND / WHEN I TOUCH YOUR CHEST – CARDIAC ARREST. I’M A WHOLE LOT OF LADY / COME CLOSE TO MY ASS AND I’M A TASE YOU.”

  1. Russel Norman, on 13th November, 2008 at 5:16 pm Blurted:

    Crackhouse 5 can suck balls. I heard they didn’t vote Greens. Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooholes

  2. Zach, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:17 pm Blurted:

    Motherfucker, I’ll kill you.

  3. CDOGG, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:39 pm Blurted:

    FUUUUCK YEAAAAH MOTHERFUCCCKEERS SO0O0O0O0O0O0 FUCKING GO0O0O0O0O0OD

  4. bbe, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:40 pm Blurted:

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    5

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    <3

  5. T-NEALLE, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:41 pm Blurted:

    i fucked buck and it was awesome

  6. Zach., on 13th November, 2008 at 6:42 pm Blurted:

    phwoar gurl, sam is going to kick your ass and i am going to enjoy it.

  7. Zach, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:42 pm Blurted:

    stop impersonating me

  8. shorty k, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:43 pm Blurted:

    james smells

  9. Zach., on 13th November, 2008 at 6:44 pm Blurted:

    ITS ALL IN MY HEAD

  10. Zach., on 13th November, 2008 at 6:45 pm Blurted:

    STOP IMPERSONATING ME!!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

  11. James, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:46 pm Blurted:

    brians a hottie

  12. prinze charlez, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:50 pm Blurted:

    I <3 SHORTY K BFF 4 EAE

  13. god, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:52 pm Blurted:

    iiiii loooooooove crrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaackhoooouuuuuuussseeeee ffiiiiiiivvvvveee yay

  14. Rick Rubin, on 13th November, 2008 at 6:52 pm Blurted:

    These playaz got skills

  15. Smartie, on 13th November, 2008 at 7:01 pm Blurted:

    you fullaz dont know shit about rapz. youse know about Fast Crew? my cuz programmed all da beetz 4 all da big hiphop artistz i.e. na fuck youse you dont know who youse fucking with. my name is Payden Taco. i shot a bitch in da legg and she was all like, "wtf i was in the E Poi Eh video. I was the bitch."

  16. SAM-H, on 18th November, 2008 at 8:28 pm Blurted:

    HEART YOU.

    Except you T’Nealle. DEAD TO ME. (jkzzz <3 you too)

  17. in the know, on 27th November, 2008 at 12:06 am Blurted:

    This is real music http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Go on, whine about it.

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