My first appearance in the world of sleep500 was when Zach was trying to figure out what geek chic was and why it existed and why it was built on horrible lies. It was kind of like I was being ushered in for a bigger role even then, like Amy in season three of Buffy the Vampire Slayer who fucked up season six later on with her magic crack after doing nothing except being a rat for a bit. Not that this is a good reference because a) I haven’t fucked up anyone with crack (yet) and b) no-one watches BtVS except me and especially no-one watched BtVS from the age of five, which limited my amount of friends because it was scary when they came to stay over on Friday nights and there was all this awesome sci-fi violence in their little faces. No-one would watch Star Trek or Quantum Leap with me either and now I am the crack addict you see today.

However, with all of this confusion over what was geek and what was hot and what was a hot geek and what was Sasha Grey doing on such a moralistic and naive blog that doesn’t even know what ‘pornography’ is (except one of the best albums ever, <3 u Robert Smith), THE ANSWER WAS STARING US IN THE FACE THE WHOLE TIME.

Written by: Katie.
Tags: hot geeks, i miss channel four before it become mtv's sad trying to be hip cousin.