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	<title>Comments on: THEY&#8217;RE IN MY CLOTHES UNDER MY SKIN IN MY HAIR SRATCHILING ON MY SCALP IN MY SOCKS UNDER MY ARMS OH NO OH NO OH NO</title>
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		<title>By: ish</title>
		<link>http://sleep500.com/archives/680/comment-page-1#comment-507</link>
		<dc:creator>ish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 08:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh man! it wasnt even number 5. it was number 7!.... you should look at that one</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh man! it wasnt even number 5. it was number 7!&#8230;. you should look at that one</p>
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		<title>By: ish</title>
		<link>http://sleep500.com/archives/680/comment-page-1#comment-506</link>
		<dc:creator>ish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 08:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i hate you for saying that about the fifth picture. i had stopped at the third but i just had to look. a spider used to live on the otherside of my pillow. then i found him. we don&#039;t talk anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i hate you for saying that about the fifth picture. i had stopped at the third but i just had to look. a spider used to live on the otherside of my pillow. then i found him. we don&#8217;t talk anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: Ally</title>
		<link>http://sleep500.com/archives/680/comment-page-1#comment-505</link>
		<dc:creator>Ally</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK here is my spider story:

I came home once to find my three flatmates sitting on the couch staring in horror at a fucking huge spider (this is an Aro Valley spider, they get big) that had wandered in during the day.  In a moment of extreme bravery someone had gotten close enough to put a glass over it, but they were all still afraid to take their eyes off the spider in case it knocked the glass over and made a break for the shower or something.  God knows how long they had been there for.  Hours.  Weeks!  Waiting for me to come home because I was the flat&#039;s spider wrangler. 

Anyway I manned up and went to put the spider outside and IT WAS FUCKING DEAD.  


The fifth spider picture was the best, I think.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK here is my spider story:</p>
<p>I came home once to find my three flatmates sitting on the couch staring in horror at a fucking huge spider (this is an Aro Valley spider, they get big) that had wandered in during the day.  In a moment of extreme bravery someone had gotten close enough to put a glass over it, but they were all still afraid to take their eyes off the spider in case it knocked the glass over and made a break for the shower or something.  God knows how long they had been there for.  Hours.  Weeks!  Waiting for me to come home because I was the flat&#8217;s spider wrangler. </p>
<p>Anyway I manned up and went to put the spider outside and IT WAS FUCKING DEAD.  </p>
<p>The fifth spider picture was the best, I think.</p>
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		<title>By: Arran</title>
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		<dc:creator>Arran</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Spiders don&#039;t freak me out UNLESS;
1. They don&#039;t make their presence known before getting all up in my grill (ie: &quot;hey, I was just chillin&#039; under the garbage bin lid &amp; y&#039;all had to come on with yo disposal *leaps*)
2. They recklessly endanger themselves by showering with me (&amp; I would REALLY like to not drown them)
&amp; 3. They hit the ground running.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spiders don&#8217;t freak me out UNLESS;<br />
1. They don&#8217;t make their presence known before getting all up in my grill (ie: &#8220;hey, I was just chillin&#8217; under the garbage bin lid &amp; y&#8217;all had to come on with yo disposal *leaps*)<br />
2. They recklessly endanger themselves by showering with me (&amp; I would REALLY like to not drown them)<br />
&amp; 3. They hit the ground running.</p>
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		<title>By: katie</title>
		<link>http://sleep500.com/archives/680/comment-page-1#comment-501</link>
		<dc:creator>katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is how i feel when i see that picture of the homeless guy whose leg is full of maggots

OH FUCK SHIT THEY ARE IN MY LEG NOW

h8 u</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is how i feel when i see that picture of the homeless guy whose leg is full of maggots</p>
<p>OH FUCK SHIT THEY ARE IN MY LEG NOW</p>
<p>h8 u</p>
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		<title>By: jamesss</title>
		<link>http://sleep500.com/archives/680/comment-page-1#comment-500</link>
		<dc:creator>jamesss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWS04I80L3Q</description>
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		<title>By: CZARLEIGH</title>
		<link>http://sleep500.com/archives/680/comment-page-1#comment-498</link>
		<dc:creator>CZARLEIGH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MAGIC LEVITATION SPIDER!!!!!!!!

This is fo defs my fav s500 post ever</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MAGIC LEVITATION SPIDER!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>This is fo defs my fav s500 post ever</p>
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