GUINEA PIGS MAKE THE CUTEST “MOIP MOIP” NOISES, MAN. KIND OF MAKES ME WANT TO GET ALL DOWN AND DIRTY IN ANIMATES OR SOMETHING
I work with many Chinese peeps and I get to sit in the staffroom and listen to four or five kids speak Mandarin to one another whilst I force hash-brown/bacon/bbq sauce toasted sandwich into my face at six-thirty or seven. The language barrier doesn’t really bother me because those kids are probably raging about their jobs or the coffee machine or something or their roster for next week.
I feel the language barrier is most debilitating when I am reading 
one of my favourite blogs
I JUST KNOW THIS IS SOMETHING FUNNY, BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IT SAYS, GRRRRRRR:
so i tried to babelfish this and for some reason it repeats the phrase ‘abusive languages’ quite a lot. which makes this blog infinitely more AWESOME.