EVERYTHING IS IN MY CAR THAT CAN’T LOCK. I EVEN BACKED UP THE SLEEP500 MYSQL DATABASE AND PUT IT IN THERE JUST SO I HAVE ONE MORE SEMI-PRECIOUS THING TO LOSE FOREVER.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!

Goss and I have just moved into a new flat and there is no internet connection there yet. I should really stay here and think until I can get a blog out but I don’t have a fluffer handy and I don’t feel like doing that kind of thing myself so tomorrow we’re going to ring some companies and sort out the type of internet connection we want.

I’m pretty keen for some VOIP action but I’m not really seeing the point of buying the $200 router right now so maybe we’ll give that a miss.

Oh yeah – how come every time I bring up my virtual reality ideas someone starts arguing with me but NO ONE who comes here cares? Where are these attractive people with strong fringes, cute bangs and glasses wearing tight, blue jeans with little shoes when I post essays here?

I guess they’re sitting on the ground at the end of one of those plastic slides at children’s playgrounds clapping while legions of toddlers topple down the slope with their silly, chubby arms and legs. The landing pad for a wipe of clumsy snot-sleeved four year olds.

Written by: Zach.
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Complaints about “EVERYTHING IS IN MY CAR THAT CAN’T LOCK. I EVEN BACKED UP THE SLEEP500 MYSQL DATABASE AND PUT IT IN THERE JUST SO I HAVE ONE MORE SEMI-PRECIOUS THING TO LOSE FOREVER.”

  1. Ally, on 2nd August, 2009 at 9:01 pm Blurted:

    OH ZACH what is the difference between fringes and bangs please

  2. Katiecakes!, on 2nd August, 2009 at 10:49 pm Blurted:

    ZACH FRINGES AND BANGS ARE THE SAME THING

    I AM OUTRAGED.

  3. BB, on 5th August, 2009 at 10:42 am Blurted:

    WTF are bangs? WHY BANGS?

  4. Zach, on 8th August, 2009 at 4:02 pm Blurted:

    fringes=bangs?

    oh shi-

Go on, whine about it.

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