I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE THAT IMAGE HAS VERY LITTLE (READ: NOTHING) TO DO WITH THIS POST BUT I COULDN’T FIND A SUITABLE PICTURE OF THEIR DUMB, LIGHT BLUE UNIFORMS ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET (GOOGLE).
Dear Zealous Security Guard,
It is enough for you to know that I possess a security pass as I do not believe it necessary for me to display it at all times on my outer garment so I can sit here and watch people walk to the toilet.
Yours,
Zach.
P.S. In future, please leave me alone.
Sorry about the shitty quality of this post. You’d expect something better after a four day hiatus.
3/10.
that was written in the fifth or sixth hour of inactivity in the coffee place at the air new zealand domestic gates – I’d give it a 1/10
the only reason I didn’t tag it “save my blog” is because this, and posts like it, need not have more than one link to it.
maybe I need a recycle bin for posts