LITTLE NOTES THAT INCLUDE CREDIT CARD NUMBERS AND ESTIMATED DATES OF BIRTH
HAVE YOU KIDS SEEN THIS SHIT? I challenge you to find anything funnier on the internet posted today.
Grammar aside, how funny is this as a pull quote?
All of this [hacking] had been done within 30-40 minutes. Could of been faster if I didn’t stop to laugh so much.
Yesterday some lady laughed at me when I smelled her espresso before giving it to her. I smell nearly everything I serve to people because sometimes I don’t do the best job of making their orders but you can smell a shitty coffee if you can’t see from the crema or you missed the start of the extraction.
Rather than explain this to the lady I just looked a bit embarrassed and now she believes that I am some weird kid who only has a hospitality job so he can smell everyone’s orders. I made sure she was watching when I smelled everyone else’s orders AND when I turned around to write the draft of this bit of this post. Now she thinks I smell everyone’s drinks and write small, sinister notes about each one.
I do that. The other people at your work should do it too. I was there on Thursday and got an over extracted dirt water and I’m not a bitch enough to be all ‘MAKE IT AGAIN’ so I just threw it away round the corner and got all sad because it was 7am and I didn’t have a coffee anymore just an assy taste in my mouth.
But really its your fault cos you should have been working.
mad at u.