IN THIS ONE BIT I HAD NO AMMUNITION FOR ANY OF MY GUNS AND I HAD TO RUN PAST A BLACK HEADCRAB THING AND A BLACK HEADCRAB ZOMBIE. I NEARLY DIED (IRL). <3 MY FRIENDS FOR BEING THERE WITH ME.
Tonight was a night I got drunk and made people watch me play Ravenholm because Ravenholm is too scary to be played on one’s own then I got carried away and played HL2 for another whole hour or so but it was super fun and I think this is a game that I will actually end up finishing unlike every game I have ever played apart from Cavestory.
I am a video game pussy. I can’t play Resident Evil and the thought of Silent Hill makes me want to die. The first thing you find out about Ravenholm is: “We don’t go there anymore.” The first thing you see in Ravenholm is some dude’s legs hanging from a rope from a tree and the first room in Ravenholm consists of this:
The first and only non-zombie you meet in Ravenholm is Father Grigori. This champ is some crazy Russian priest guy who, with his rifle Annabelle, spends his time “tending to [his] flock” and constructing traps for the zombies. Father Grigori is kind of scary himself as he appears out of nowhere all of the time to yell at the zombies and offer you advice. He is one of the two Chuck Taylor wearing father figures of my life.
I can’t believe I wasn’t included in some sweet HL2 fun. Son, I am disappoint.
You should play “condemned”, man. That shit is soul destroyingly scary. it’s fighting meth addicts with a plank of wood with a nail poking out in abandoned subways feat. mannequins.
FUCK THAT SHIT.
I wasn’t kidding when I said I was a video game pussy, George.
James – I didn’t think I was even going to play HL that night! It was one giant bonus!
George – I may or may not have shat myself multiple times playing through that game. Scary game is most definitely scary.
Zach – :<
the worst bit of ravenholm is when you get to the main square and have to fight off, like, fifty of the zombie cunts. i couldnt find my way out for ages, it was fucking terrifying