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I don’t watch TV much due to the internet, but when I do I don’t fail to rage. Man I hate the way that Telecom tries to prey on the fear of viruses and hackers in the internet. Ok, maybe you’ve had a virus or whatever, and your virusscanner told you about it and you moved it to quarantine or whatevs, or you have a Mac and don’t know if you have viruses or not. Bascially, you’re cool with viruses, and you know that when you’re torrenting stuff that there are probably going to be times that you download a 1.3GB torrent of FFVII for PC and find that the .exe file is a virus. Generally if you’re sneakies you can probz get away with making it work – if you’re interested in getting FFVII working like that and you downloaded that torrent, I can blog a way to do it.
ANYWAYS I THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT HACKERS. Oh yeah, hackers. Fact: Hackers don’t care about your homePC/Mac/whatevs because whatever you have on it is uninteresting and not worth shit. OH NOES WHAT IF HAXX3RZ GET INTO MY PICTURES FILE AND FUCK WITH ALL OF MY PRISTINE WALLPAPERS FOLDER! OH NOES, HAXX3RZ MYT GET IN2 MY BANGERZ FOLDERS AND CHEX OUT ON MY SWEETER REMIXES AND NOW ARE GOING TO BLOG ABOUT SHIT AND BE MORE CUTTING EDGE THAT I AM!! FUCK!!!! I THOUGHT I HAD STUMBLED ACROSS A BLOGG GOLDMINE WITH MY 1337CORE MP3 BLOGGING SKILLZ. TURNS OUT JUSTICE HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR MORE THAN 6 MOUNTHS :(
Oh no, hackers might trick me into allowing some javascript application to deal with my browser that installs a keylogger and logs my bank account details.
Oh no, hackers can see every key that I type on my keyboard and now they know my WoW account password.
The only times I have dealt with hackers were on CS 1.6 and this dude was running really fast everywhere and shooting really fast with the scout, and then I stuck a knife in his face and he disconnected from the server because I was laughing at him so hard in the chat and all of the aussie dudes on their mics were ragging on him and I think I heard him crying as his avatar glitched out and he went running back to social networking.
Do you think he has a bebo? Do you think it’s:
Matt Treminie
( i_haxx|hardcore )
Or does he have a MySpace?
Matt fights lions. (http://myspace.com/iknifedhimandhewentdownalevel)
Does he link to his haxxes on fckbk?
Matthew Aaron Treminie (soz guys, fckbk is private and I couldn’t get you a link.)
Do you think he has a blog?
http://checkmyhax.blogspot.com.au
Do you think he’ll ever get a guest account on sleep500?
Not if I have anything to say about it, that douche knifed me TWICE.
Here is an Achewood comix about viruses:
Zach, do you have Steam? If so, keen for some CS?
Sup man!
I do roll with steam, CZero generally and usually only gungame.
fuck yeah, gun game.
Mint, add me bitch.
alexisnotonfire
You know who I am right?
because commenting is what i do, kieran and i were having a rant about how telecom (and i assume most other isp’s) aren’t only preying on the fear of hackers etc, they’re preying on the people who are most likely not going to have access to much more information (aka old people who are more inclined to trust the big companies, and barely understand the computer, let alone the internet, aka my parents). and all that bullshit about getting a virus protection thing for free thats normally 95$, when you can download better ones for free. i mean i know it’s pointless to rant about big companies…’taking people for a ride’ but….
it’s just shit.
that fucking geriatric1820482 whatever piece of crap just pisses me off.
Look. I make my XP look like mac because i’m boot camping on my macbook, which is infact a mac. im just being consistent here.
it also confuses the fuck out of kiddies and helps me pick up chicks at magnum mac when i go in there to buy the newest versions of logic / maestro / messenger:mac and other microsoft to mac ported products like office which have no opensource alternatives / have as many features / are as good*****
*this is a lie