Paeroa is a small town in the North Island of New Zealand. If you drive from Auckland to a shitty coastal town you will probably pass through it. This is what passes for humour in Paeroa:

Once you have visited the BP, the only other thing to do in Paeroa is go to the big L&P bottle. This phallic monument serves the dual purpose of making the surroundings look kind of like shit and drawing tourists who have their photos taken in front of it.

The day we were there we got to see a terrorist group in action. If you are a resident of Paeroa you probably:

A) Hate the L&P bottle.
B) Hate tourists.

These old people have a good idea. Instead of harrassing the council with elegant handwritten letters they have taken to the streets with their luncheon and rolled down to the infamous bottle for a sit-in:

This makes tourists feel uncomfortable and therefore less inclined to want to take their picture in front of the bottle. Either that or it makes them mad that some wrinkly old people are going to be cluttering up their fckbk accounts when they post “mad nyeve fotoz we were drunk”.

I, for one, applaud these terrorists and their noble cause.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: fuck rhythm and vines.