PERKS: THERE ARE SOME TOTALLY BANGING ASIAN BABES WHO COME THROUGH THE AIRPORT. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT ME BUT WHATEVS.
Can’t sleep can’t sleep can’t sleep right now but I have a proposition for you:
I’m going away – does any body want my job?
It’s at the airport which is ages away from Mt Pleasant so you rich fucks need not apply. I whine about the early shifts because they fucking suxxor but the HR said that everyone wants the early shifts and she needs someone to work close which is 10am-6pm kind of deal.
The job is making coffee for Underground, so it would help if you could make coffee but if you can’t they’ll send you to training and they’ll pay for it. Actually, they’ll probably send you there anyway so just roll with it. It’s full time so around 40 hours a week. That should give you enough money to buy a 9mm and maybe the next week a bag of coke so you can make crack and get hustling.
If you think you are interested email me about it and I’ll put in a good word for you.
Soy = the taste of the destruction of the Amazon rainforest.
Milk = the taste of the exploitation of animals.
Coffee = the taste of third-world oppression.
Informative, but do you have one on avoiding being stabbed by the people you sold it too when they realise they got royally screwed over?
Screwed over for what?
I don’t have any experience of crack past what I read on the internet but if I’ve grasped anything it is that you’re buying crack because that is all you can get.
Crack is like a $1 pie. It sucks but it’s the best you can afford.
Ahh, see I must have mentally added the steps
* Sell as freebase
*profit???
my bad
Why take your job when I could be making crack in my jammies? Fuck advertising, I feel a career change coming on
POPEYE JAMMIES!
cutie.