BENJAMIN FRANLKIN, I ADORE YOU / IF IT AIN’T ABOUT MONEY, BABY, I IGNORE YOU
So I was talking to Goss today about cash monies and we came up with a sweeter plan.
Get laid ⇒ get aids ⇒ get the sickness benefit ⇒ get paid.
AIDs = $$$
=
« PERKS: THERE ARE SOME TOTALLY BANGING ASIAN BABES WHO COME THROUGH THE AIRPORT. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT ME BUT WHATEVS.
SOME CRAZY RUSSIAN GUY ALL IN BLACK WAS RAGING ABOUT HIS DOG NOT BEING FED FOR TWENTY HOURS. HE WAS ALL, “IT MIGHT DIE.” AND I WAS LIKE, “DUDE, THEY SEDATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. THE DOG DOESN’T CARE.” »
SOME CRAZY RUSSIAN GUY ALL IN BLACK WAS RAGING ABOUT HIS DOG NOT BEING FED FOR TWENTY HOURS. HE WAS ALL, “IT MIGHT DIE.” AND I WAS LIKE, “DUDE, THEY SEDATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. THE DOG DOESN’T CARE.” »
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