TEEN FORTRESS – TEPID VAPID CALLOW

Tepid Vapid Callow by Teen Fortress

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RECORD THEMSELVES SAYING THE MONOLOGUE IN THIS PAGE AND THEN SEND IT TO ME? CASTING CALL FOR ANYONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE THE LISBON GIRLS. OR JUST WHATEVER. GIRLS ONLY, PLEASE: GUYS SUCK (GO DIE).

Today I did what will hopefully be the final Tepid Vapid Callow master. I think I’ll release early next week.

SO I AM GOING TO MAKE SOME TEEN FORTRESS VIDEOS I’M GOING TO MAKE THEM OUT OF SIMPLE IDEAS WITH LITTLE EDITING

EXCLUSIVE TEEN FORTRESS NEW ALBUM SINGLE SOUNDCLOUD PREVIEW

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ART & TRACKLIST PREVIEW

Tracklist: Poster: +————-===————-+ +————====————+ | # | Title |mm.ss| |::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |—————————–| |—————————-| |01 | Ace Harlow | 3.41| | | |02 | Summer | 3.42| | | |03 | Tepid | 4.00| | | |04 | Vapid | 3.56| | | |05 | Christmas Cheer | 3.08| | T E E N F O R [...]

ALSO TODAY I TOOK THIS PHOTO AND WHAT A PHOTO IT IS

Also, Big Baby Gandhi’s new mixtape came out a couple of days ago! Here it is!

FAR OUT SPENT ALL DAY AND LOTS OF LAST NIGHT ON THIS STUPID MASTER! I DID SOME TF STUFF YESTERDAY, THOUGH. GETTING BACK INTO DRUM PROGRAMMING.

I spent most of the day rendering and re-rendering and transcoding and re-transcoding it. But now I’m finished it’s SO SMOOTH. Download

JONNY NEGRON PRINTS SHOWCASED BY ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL, SUB-OCEANIC PHOTO FROM MY STATE-OF-THE-ART CELLULAR COMPUTING DEVICE.

Before Christmas I ordered a couple of prints from Jonny Negron but, due to the aforementioned religious holiday and the frenzy of the international postal services over that period, they never arrived. Luckily for me, Mr. Negron is a nice dude and sent me replacements with a special bonus print! The best! So go buy [...]

AS PER MY PREVIOUS POST, HERE IS A SCRIPT THAT WILL HIDE THE STYUPID CAPTIONS ON THE SCREENSHOTS OF DESPAIR TUMBLR.

You’ll need Stylish for Firefox or Chrome. Go to your add-on/extension management or whatever, then “User Styles” and “Write New Style”. Then throw this bad-boy in there: /* * Hides the captions for the photos on Screenshots Of Despair * (they were rather trying) */ @-moz-document url-prefix(http://screenshotsofdespair.tumblr.com/){ .photoCaption { display: none !important; } }