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TEEN FORTRESS – TEPID VAPID CALLOW

Zach — Tue, 08 May 2012 13:42:55 +0000

Tepid Vapid Callow by Teen Fortress

Zach — Fri, 04 May 2012 09:23:50 +0000

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RECORD THEMSELVES SAYING THE MONOLOGUE IN THIS PAGE AND THEN SEND IT TO ME? CASTING CALL FOR ANYONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE THE LISBON GIRLS. OR JUST WHATEVER. GIRLS ONLY, PLEASE: GUYS SUCK (GO DIE).

Zach — Fri, 04 May 2012 09:15:32 +0000

Today I did what will hopefully be the final Tepid Vapid Callow master. I think I’ll release early next week.

SO I AM GOING TO MAKE SOME TEEN FORTRESS VIDEOS I’M GOING TO MAKE THEM OUT OF SIMPLE IDEAS WITH LITTLE EDITING

Zach — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:07:48 +0000

EXCLUSIVE TEEN FORTRESS NEW ALBUM SINGLE SOUNDCLOUD PREVIEW

Zach — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 10:24:37 +0000

 SAY
 Teen Fortress   13 minutes ago						           Original BPM 90.0
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| Share | <3 Save to Favourites | v Download | 	  				      (Guitar Pop) |
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| 		   |          /==v===M==v===v===W===v==v==MM===v==v=M=         -=vM=_   _=vW=v=_.  |
|  o-----------o   |         /ANWWWMMMWM|WMN|W&&WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMAWWMA\  ._  /&M|MMA\ /AMWMNWMH|  |
|  |....|\.....|   |        /ANMWWMMMWMMNMWM|MMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM&VWMN| |&]/AMM|MMWAvAWWMNEMWA|  |
|  |....| \....|   |^^^^^^AAAA&WMWMWVNNWWMFFWM&LWMWMWMWMWMW&FFMMWANWWMMH^\AA=AX/AME&MW|HMNWM&EMWX}-|
|  |....|  )...|   |vvvvvvvVVVNWMWMWM&LA&MMWNMMWMWMWMWEWNMLMMWNWMWMMWNMAv/VXVWMXEMWNNW^VWMLWMDJH|  |
|  |....| /....|   |        \VNMMWMWMWMWM&MW|W&WMWMWVWWMMWWMWNWMWEWMWWM|  |&| V \VAW|V/ \VMWMNWM|  |
|  |....|/.... |   |         \WNM&MWMWMWMWMA|MWWMNWNW&MMWWAVMNMMWMW&MV/   "=     \VW|/   \VWAMNA/  |
|  o-----------o   |          -==W==^===W^==^=^^M=======^==W=========-            -=-    ^==^==-'  |
|  0.00 / 3.25	   |===============================================================================+
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ART & TRACKLIST PREVIEW

Zach — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:01:37 +0000

               Tracklist:                               Poster:
               +-------------===-------------+          +------------====------------+
               | # | Title             |mm.ss|          |::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
               |-----------------------------|          |----------------------------|
               |01 | Ace Harlow        | 3.41|          |                            |
               |02 | Summer            | 3.42|          |                            |
               |03 | Tepid             | 4.00|          |                            |
               |04 | Vapid             | 3.56|          |                            |
               |05 | Christmas Cheer   | 3.08|          |  T E E N  F O R T R E S S  |
               |06 | Say               | 3.25|          |     tepid vapid callow     |
               |07 | Sick              | 2.58|          |                            |
               |08 | Callow            | 4.02|          |                            |
               |09 | Empire            | 2.19|          |                            |
               |10 | Waste             | 2.21|          |                            |
               |-----------------------------|          |----------------------------|
               |.. | Total duration  = |33.32|          |::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
               +-------------===-------------+          +------------====------------+

ALSO TODAY I TOOK THIS PHOTO AND WHAT A PHOTO IT IS

Zach — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:44:06 +0000

Also, Big Baby Gandhi’s new mixtape came out a couple of days ago! Here it is!

FAR OUT SPENT ALL DAY AND LOTS OF LAST NIGHT ON THIS STUPID MASTER! I DID SOME TF STUFF YESTERDAY, THOUGH. GETTING BACK INTO DRUM PROGRAMMING.

Zach — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:37:28 +0000

I spent most of the day rendering and re-rendering and transcoding and re-transcoding it. But now I’m finished it’s SO SMOOTH.

Download

JONNY NEGRON PRINTS SHOWCASED BY ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL, SUB-OCEANIC PHOTO FROM MY STATE-OF-THE-ART CELLULAR COMPUTING DEVICE.

Zach — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:00:23 +0000

Before Christmas I ordered a couple of prints from Jonny Negron but, due to the aforementioned religious holiday and the frenzy of the international postal services over that period, they never arrived. Luckily for me, Mr. Negron is a nice dude and sent me replacements with a special bonus print! The best! So go buy Chameleon #2 because I don’t have it and it’ll make me jealous. It might still be sold out, but don’t fret! You can peep some more stuff here.

Just have to flatten these bad girls and boys out then I can get to hanging them around the house.

AS PER MY PREVIOUS POST, HERE IS A SCRIPT THAT WILL HIDE THE STYUPID CAPTIONS ON THE SCREENSHOTS OF DESPAIR TUMBLR.

Zach — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 06:53:01 +0000

You’ll need Stylish for Firefox or Chrome. Go to your add-on/extension management or whatever, then “User Styles” and “Write New Style”. Then throw this bad-boy in there:

/*
 * Hides the captions for the photos on Screenshots Of Despair
 *                 (they were rather trying)
 */

@-moz-document url-prefix(http://screenshotsofdespair.tumblr.com/){

.photoCaption {
      display: none !important;
 }

 }

YEAH, IN THE INITAL EXPORT FROM SUNVOX THERE WERE SOME CRACKLES. I TRIED TO CANCEL THEM BUT I COULDN’T SO NOW YOU GUYS GET TO LISTEN TO THEM. THEY “ADD TO THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE MUSIC”

Zach — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 06:26:57 +0000

Today I made another song in SunVOX. I called it Flight Path and I put it on Soundcloud again. Today this blog called “Screenshots Of Despair” cropped up, it’s good for a few goes. I wish you could hide the text that people submit. Actually, you probably can – I have this User Style called “Shh” which aims to hide comments, internet-wide (it’s very effective on youtube).

Soundcloud thinks I uploaded a song called “Light Pat” which is cool, too.

Download 320kb/s MP3

I MADE THIS ONE REALLY BASSY BECAUSE MY FUNNY SPEAKERS ARE REALLY BASSY AND I WANTED THERE TO BE LOTS OF BASS. I USED THAT LITTLE RADIATOR PLUGIN THAT’S DOING THE ROUNDS AS WELL.

Zach — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:36:15 +0000

I downloaded SunVOX yesterday and here is my first track. I exported the song by “Module (connected to out)” then put it in REAPER and did some slick production to it.

People like soundcloud so there is a soundcloud thing for this song. You can download the track from them or from me, I don’t care.

Download 320kb/s MP3 or 160kb/s MP3

KAKKMADDAFAKKA – GANGSTA AS SHIT MANG, THESE GUYS WERE SO MENTAL – THEY KEPT SINGING SOME SONG THING TO THE CROWD MAYBE IT HAD TO DO WITH FOOTBALL?

Zach — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 22:42:38 +0000

We played with these guys at Magnet in Berlin. I don’t think I’ve ever been so out-performed by a band before.

It kind of seems hilarious to me now but they were so killer live I couldn’t believe it. They gave me a 7″ that I haven’t listened to because I don’t have a record player. I think I gave it to James (H.)? Their pianist is some crazy ragtime dude. These guys only use the vowel “a” in their music and marketing. “Working with limitations” I guess.

Anyway, last night I had the pleasure of seeing We Aeronauts Of The Spirit, Fauxhound and $noregazZzm at darkroom. Yo, it was killer but heaps of my friends didn’t come for some reason. Bummer.

I apologise if you’ve read this far in this post.

A ART – RAIMENT

Zach — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:40:16 +0000

Raiment by A art

4-tracks, solid gold.
I made the artwork out of a photo that T’Nealle took.

IT’S SOME FUNNY KIT I FOUND FOR FREE (ACTUAL FREE) ON THE INTERNET AND I HAVE IT GOING ALL “BIDDY-BONG, BIDDY BONG BONG BONG PTSHHHHHHH!” PRODUCTION GOLD RIGHT HERE MAN I’M THE BEST PRODUCER

Zach — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:38:18 +0000

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS BULLSHIT JUST LET ME PAY MONEY W/OUT USING FUCKING ITUNES THAT PROGRAMME IS THE DEFINITION OF BLOAT NOR DOES APPLE DESERVE ANY MORE MONEY FROM ME MY MACBOOK SUCKS & I PREFER VISTA B/C IT’S LESS CONDESCENDING. ALSO FUCK DARING FIREBALL

Zach — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 07:12:01 +0000

Want to know why music “piracy” has proliferated?

THIS IS FROM THE †MAS EVE SHOW AT DARKROOM. SADLY, THERE WAS NO-ONE TO LIVE-TWEET THE EVENT.

Zach — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 01:23:49 +0000

SOME KIND OF CAPPUCINO THING IN A TULIP CUP WHICH IS ABOUT TO SPILL OVER THE SIDES WHICH SOMEONE HAS BEEN SWIRLING WITH A TEASPOON

Zach — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:30:25 +0000

THE OTHER REASON I DRANK THIS STUFF IS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE ON THE BALI HIGH SCHOOLS OR SIM.

Zach — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 11:02:16 +0000

THIS IS THE KIND OF GOLD THAT MAKES GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET SUCH A JOYOUS EXPERIENCE. I LIKE TO WALK REALLY SLOWLY (NOT KIDDING).

Zach — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:17:05 +0000